Yet Another List of What Moms *Actually* Want for Mother's Day (But In Comic Form!)...

And yes, I realize that this list is a little all over the place but that's motherhood, baby!

Happy Mother’s Day weekend to all of the moms out there!

And even if you’re not a mom or not a fan of moms (why are you subscribed to my Substack?), I think we can all agree that women EVERYWHERE deserve that last “gift” (< LOL > < SOB > < SCREAMS INTO THE VOID >).

Oh, and you know what else I want on Mother’s Day?

I want to start the day by snuggling with both of my kids in my bed (at a reasonable hour); I want to enjoy the warmth of their precious little bodies while I doze without it eventually turning into a fight or a game that involves somehow smashing my sleepy body/face/head. That’s not too much to ask, is it? ;)

Hope you have a great weekend!

xoxo,
Mary Catherine

PS. This was supposed to be a paid subscriber’s post but I decided to share it with all of you in honor of Mother’s Day 💕 If you want to gift a subscription to my Substack to a mom in your life (OR to yourself—#eatthedamnpeach!!!), you can do so below:

And one more last-min Mother’s Day gift? My book! Order links are here (FYI: it’s on sale on Amazon right now).